January 2012
6 posts
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Finally on a break!
By break I mean a few days off from work. And by off I mean my boss and underlings will be calling me and texting me constantly.  I wouldn’t mind, if I knew everyone worked as hard as I do. I mean that 100% pretentiously, but seriously! Why do I have to email someones boss to get them to work? Why do I have to leave an email for my boss telling him what work to complete? Why do I have to...
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
7 posts
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Dry Cleaners
Ok, so I spent like 30 minutes yesterday calling 22 local dry cleaners to find their rates. It was the most fucking EXHAUSTING experience ever. Why so many? Once I started I was determined to find the cheapest fucking rate possible. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at some of the stupid shit I heard/couldn’t understand them saying.  — Here are the two questions I had: ...
May 26th
Following
I’m going to try and follow some people here… If it gets anything like my twitter, I’m fucked. Don’t hijack my tumblr you potential cool and interesting people/potential assholes!
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Gym Rats
The last from my old blogspot. Side note, I just checked it and people actually read it whom I respect and now I feel like a faggot for abandoning it…. Enjoy! :D People go to the gym for many reasons. Lose weight, gain muscle, increase their endurance, look good naked…the list goes on and on. Most people it seems, go to be SEEN BY OTHER PEOPLE.  WHAT? Like, its the mall or some...
May 21st
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Red Light Cameras
Another oldie/goodie: Big Brother is watching you. And he watches you to make a profit off your ass, not to help you.  Who thinks when they see a cop hiding in a bush on the freeway with a speed gun, “Man, I’m happy he’s there giving out tickets. The more tickets he gives out, the less reckless people will be on the road and less accidents will happen. God bless our legal...
May 21st
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Teeth
An older one of mine: That’s right, I said teeth. Fucking exciting topic for my first entry, isn’t it. Well, teeth drive me nuts. Good teeth, bad teeth, upkeep with teeth, whitening teeth, DAMMIT!  The human body can be pretty retarded to me. It’s this awesome, efficient vechicle which has created everything in this world that we enjoy from thought to football. Also, it likes...
May 21st
April 2011
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Apr 28th
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Blogging
Well I already fucked this thing up, and this is my second try. Awesome start. Again: I’ve never blogged before. I mean I’ve tried to blog before, I’ve just never been successful. I’ve tried to keep a journal in the past too, which never lasted long unfortunately.  Journal writing always just seemed so romantic. It’s the monologue of your life. A dialogue that only...
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